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if countries were students

• Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
• America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
• Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
• England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
• New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
• The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
• France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
• China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
• Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
• Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes